The Endless Story

then there came an important newsflash...... sardines were

 

the new worldwide currency....

 

along with Boston baked beans and.....

 

oh bush beans too, and we were getting ready to get the family secert to the recipe from the dog when

 

the dog got choked and couldn't say anything then all of a sudden

 

Elvis came back in and said I have

 

LOL, Kris. What is it with you and Elvis??

 

Becky, down here in Texas they are making a big think of seeing Elvis about a month ago so thought I would play along with them lol

 

Okay, so Elvis said 'I have been hiding out in Texas just as Miss Kris has said. The reason for it is......

 

to promote a new album I just made then

 

Rip Taylor burst on the scene flinging confetti everywhere and.....

 

and the show was about to begin with the New President of the United States came in with her mother and

 

all that confetti blinded them to what was about to happen just feet from where they were preparing to stand. It was Gallagher, fresh out of court, with a sledgehammer poised over his head...

 

just looking for those ripe juicy watermelons Miss Becky had put out for hoedown chow.....

 

...and being the quick thinker she is, she immediately rolled all of the juicy watermelons with in his reach off the edge of the stage...saving thousands of citizens from watermelon puree. Mr. Donahue saw it all and was quite impressed. He said...

 

and now.... what you 40 and over girls have been waiting for.... The Bay City Rollers!!!!!!

 

The 40 set began swaying and swooning and just as the Bay City Rollers......

 

began to play there music and the ladies started

 

reminiscing about other hunks of their time , like that dishy Rick Springfield.....

 

Andy Gibb, Bobby Sherman and .....