Dangling Participle Alert! ~ The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5' 10", with wavy hair weighing about 150 pounds. ~ The family lawyer will read the will tomorrow at the residence of Mr. Hannon, who died June 19 to accommodate his relatives. ~ Mrs. Shirley Baxter, who went deer hunting with her husband, is very proud that she was able to shoot a fine buck as well as her husband. ~ Organ donations from the living reached a record high last year, outnumbering donors who are dead for the first time. ~ The dog was hungry and made the mistake of nipping a 2-year-old that was trying to force feed it in his ear. ~ We spent most of our time sitting on the back porch watching the cows playing Scrabble and reading. ~ Hunting can also be dangerous, as in the case of pygmies hunting elephants armed only with spears.
My dad's brother sends me alot of these kinds of things but I don't always get a chance to pass them on!
