Jesus vs Satan - humor

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  1. Lee

    Lee New Member

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    A Little Christian Humor


    This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in awhile!



    Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

    Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'

    So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

    They moused.

    They faxed.

    They e-mailed.

    They e-mailed with attachments.

    They downloaded.

    They did spreadsheets!

    They wrote reports.

    They created labels and cards.

    They created charts and graphs.

    They did some genealogy reports .

    They did every job known to man.

    Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

    Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

    Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

    Jesus just sighed.

    Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

    'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'

    Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

    Satan observed this and became irate.
    'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'

    God just shrugged and said,



    JESUS SAVES....
     
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  3. Ava Rose

    Ava Rose New Member

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    LOL....very funny!
     
  4. Claraskids

    Claraskids New Member

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    Thank you :)
     
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    Carl said, "That's the most pathetic thing I ever heard!!!" (But he said it with a smile on his face, lol!!!) *I* thought it was GOOD!
     
  6. Emma's#1fan

    Emma's#1fan Active Member

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    I thought that was cute.
    Thanks for sharing. LOL
     
  7. nancy sv

    nancy sv New Member

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    I really laughed at that one!! Thanks or posting it!
     
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    roflmao!!

    I'm going to copy and paste that into my blog to share with others!!! That is too funny!! I just may share it with my pastor!
     
  9. Lee

    Lee New Member

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    Nancy!!!!! I was thinking about you guys the other day and wondering where you guys were at. I just got done checking out our blog. I wish that I knew someone in Miami to help you guys out. It looks like your boys are really enjoying their trip. How fun!! Thanks for sharing!
     

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