Can you relate to this poem?

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  1. ABall

    ABall Super Moderator

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    Brenda, some one wrote this on the TOH website, I thought you could appreciate it since it mentioned the Canadian post man. But any one who over spends on Christmas may relate to it!

    Twas The Day After Christmas
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    Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,
    Every creature was hurtin' even the mouse.
    The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;
    Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.

    Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor,
    While upstairs the family continued to snore.

    And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans,
    I went into the kitchen and started to clean.

    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter.

    Away to the window I flew like a flash,
    Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.

    When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror.

    The driver was smiling, so lively and grand;
    The patch on his jacket said "Canada POSTMAN."

    With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox.
    Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox.

    Bill after bill, after bill, they still came.
    Whistling and shouting he called them by name:
    "Now Wal-Mart, now E-Bay, now People’s and Sears
    Here's Toys R Us, Zellers, Hudson’s Bay, and DeBeers.
    To the tip or your limit, every store, every mall,
    Now chargeaway-chargeaway-chargeaway all!"

    He whooped and he whistled as he finished his work.
    He filled up the box, and then turned with a jerk.
    He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road,
    Driving much faster with just half a load.

    Then I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer,
    "ENJOY WHAT YOU BOUGHT.......

    YOU'LL BE PAYING ALL YEAR!"
     
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  3. KrisRV

    KrisRV New Member

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    That is so cute and funny. Thanks for sharing.

    This year we only paid cash if we couldn't afford it the girls didn't get it. I started saving for Christmas in May. It helped alot.
     
  4. ABall

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    We are deffinatly starting early this year, we get bombed with birthdays in Oct. then Christmas.
     
  5. Brenda

    Brenda Active Member

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    Oh this is too funny and too cute
     
  6. skippy7781

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    :lol: Oh my goodness... :lol:
     

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