Oh my word! I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this; it would have sprayed out my nose! ATM -- too funny!
My jeans are the kind that go below the navel but not the kind that are at the bikini line. I think mine are called low rise. I wear longer shirts so nothing shows, sticks out, hangs out or goes over the top of my pants. I think you can wear low rise pants and still look nice.
Ladies, I am not saying no one can wear clothes that are sexy what I am saying is they are trying to put 10 pounds of tator in a 5 pound bag and it looks gross and looks like it hurts when they walk or if you get close you might get hit. Come on have respect for yourself.
If you ladies really want to see a sight come on down to Houston. It's rodeo time in Texas and you would be shocked at what some ladies wear. The younger ones wear things as revealing as possible without getting arrested and the older ladies wear the most Godawful rhinestoned turquoise feathered blinged out getups you can imagine. A couple of years ago my husband and I and another couple attended a dinner/dance for committee men right before rodeo began. A girl came in toward the end of the night that had obviously just had a boob job done. She couldn't have been more than 22. She had on jeans and a rhinestoned bra. That was all. And she was flaunting herself all around and all over every man in there.
