I thought we could also explore some oxymorons: pretty ugly civil war I have read a whole long list of them on the computer before, but these are the ones that come to mind.:lol:
jumbo shrimp military intelligence - you can thank George Carlin for both of these... "whole half" -- I only wanted a bite of his sandwich, but he gave me a whole half.
One from my military days: mandatory fun - What we used to call it when the entire command would be required to be at a cookout or something of that nature.