Granted... but money won't make you happier (although it might alleviate a lot of stress and you'd have to share your wealth with all of us :lol: I wish I was mortgage free
granted... but you'll have to wait until Christmas Eve for it I wish our private message storage limit was more than 50 messages
granted but now you have so many private messages stored you take hours going through them each day and forget that you are a teacher for your children! I wish I had 10,000 dollars so I could help my sis, and redo my bathroom so there's no more mold!
granted, but now your sister isn't talking to you because she felt like a charity case and your kitchen sink is leaking BAD! I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator (sp?)!
granted - get yourself "a-round-to-it" - I'll get it done when I get a round to it :lol: I wish I had a boat to go on the river with
Granted, but now you have 3 extra hours of housework because the kids trashed the house while you had your you time. I wish I had a dishwasher.
granted now you load up your wonderful computerized Dish Washer 5000 and you don't even have to rinse the dishes first! IT has a handy dandy spount underneat that compacs it and sends it out a shoot to a garbage dump compost pile outside your kichen window! I wish my rainbow Catalogue would get here!
Granted! But now you are like me. With all the additional possibilities, you can't make up your mind. I wish fall was here.
Poof granted Fall is here and nwo you have all the leaves to rake up and its getting cold and damp and you catch colds left and right.... you find yourself wishing it was spring! I wish curriculum was as free as my brain works!
Granted! Since it is free you accumulate so much that your husband has to purchase a new house just to store them in. I wish my tiny dog's hair would stop growing so fast.
granted! your tiny dog's hair now grows very very slowly... ....but her toenails grow superfast and you have to now trim those twice a day. i wish my car wasn't acting up!
Granted! Your car runs like it is brand new. Now you are obligated to take all your friends and family where they need to go because all their cars are broke down and they have no way to get around. I wish it would rain.
Granted, but you have to build an ark and take 2 each of skunk, possum & cows. It will rain for 40 days and 40 nights, and you can't take chocolate I wish it were payday
Granted, you now have enough money to pay bills, buy food, gas and curriculum. I wish children didn't have to go through the preteen and teen years. Ugh!!!
granted but they go from 10 to adult and we you are sad because they leave home and you never see them anymore! I wish I could just hire a teacher for my children so I could pick out the lessons and watch them do the hard work! HAHA!
