PROOF some women just shouldn't have kids

[Laja656]

Okay... I just have to share this with someone.

In another mommy forum I belong to, there is a Q&A section with various subtopics to post in.

I kid you not --- someone just posted this question in the "Trying to Conceive" section:

"How long after you start taking prenatal vitamins do you get pregnant?"

:?

*correction... want to get the quote right... it actually reads:

"how long does it take after u start taking prenatal vitamins do u get pregnant?"

 

[ABall]

I would have wrote something like this:


I believe it takes about 7-10 business days.

 

[eyeofthestorm]

Well, if that is the procedure she is going to follow, then there is nothing to worry about. Mother Nature will make sure she doesn't have any.

 

[MonkeyMamma]

I would have wrote something like this:


I believe it takes about 7-10 business days.

:lol:

 

[crazymama]

WHEW.... I thought you were going to post a pic of me with the 2 little ones alone at Walmart yesterday!!! I was ready to tear my hair out, they each wanted to go their own way and wouldn't stay with me at all. I was sure someone had snapped a picture of my red face and my tear welling eyes..lol


I LOVE Amy's answer...hahaahaha

 

[MamaBear]

Truthfully, I kept re-reading the op and the responses over and over. I could not figure out the reason for the post. I am a little slow at the gate this morning (and other mornings too) LOL

NOW I GET IT! :lol:

Okay, now for my witty response, be sure to take them with a glass of water!

 

[Laja656]

The poor kid's going to grow up with health problems.

I mean... think about it... if THIS is her mentality... then what's she going to do when her kid's flunking school?? Take away his orange juice & milk & pump him full of Vitamins A & B??

We need one of those smiley's with the crossed eyes & "dunce" hats.... really... we do....

 

[JenniferErix]

 

[Ava Rose]

I would have wrote something like this:


I believe it takes about 7-10 business days.

Oh yes, please say this....please! LOL.

 

[KrisRV]

I would say she wants to have a healthly baby.. so she is doing everything possible to make it happen... lol

 

[JenniferErix]

Tell her she forgot to send ME the money for "Shipping and Handling"!!!

 

[the sneaky mama]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that the poster doesn't speak English that well.

 

[Deena]

It helps to have a husband. Has she tried that?

 

[Emma's#1fan]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that the poster doesn't speak English that well.

You took the words right out of my mouth.
This is why she comes across sounding the way she does. Not because she is silly. But this is my opinion.:?

 

[Deena]

You took the words right out of my mouth.
This is why she comes across sounding the way she does. Not because she is silly. But this is my opinion.:?

I think we're funnin' her cuz the pills don't make you pregnant, though it sounds like that's what she's asking!

 

[Emma's#1fan]

though it sounds like that's what she's asking!

I thought she was asking this when I first read the OP.

 

[Lesa]

This is just too funny!

 

[the sneaky mama]

I think we're funnin' her cuz the pills don't make you pregnant, though it sounds like that's what she's asking!

WHAT????? I have five kids and NOW you're telling me all I had to do was stop taking those pre-natal horse pills?

 

[Claraskids]

WHAT????? I have five kids and NOW you're telling me all I had to do was stop taking those pre-natal horse pills?

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[crazymama]

Well you can let her know that I took those pills for 1 1/2 years before I got pregnant this time