You might drown in the mainstream if.....

...your kids insist on hearing the synopsis of every book you read...

...you have discussions about the existence of ethereal beings and how it could tie into physics

...your kids get left out at grandma's house, because all the other cousins know how to play on the Nintendo except them :(
 
.... when a friend comments on FB about how someone could be so extremely cheapskate to go without toilet paper and you immediately think of family cloth.
 
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