The Endless Story

let's do the this twist but some of the woman forgot how to twist and then

 

fell offstage and into the orchestra pit. "Watch where your putting that....."

 

... clog", said the Oboeist. But it was too late, the curly redheaded River Dance girl who was trying to lead the ladies in a congo style stage exit, had fallen herself.

 

flat on her face in the middle of

 

the meat and cheese tray left backstage by....

 

Elvis. "Oh, Limburger, my favorite!" she squealed. The aroma sent everyone else....

 

fleeing into the street. Once outside they couldn't believe what they saw....

 

Richard Simmons and Elvis dancing to

 

...Michael jackson's old hit, "Rockin Robin". "Hey", they called...

 

that's not our music what is going on

 

that's Barry Manilow singing Copa Cabana........

 

....no, wait, it's Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta singing their hit from the movie 'Grease", "You're the One that I want"...

 

but you can't have me so...

 

...there! And speaking of grease, the maintenance guy spilled a vat of it all over the...

 

stage and the dancers went

 

in circles.

 

They looked so cute in their...

 

grease-covered feet and tutus! But then....

 

the lights came on and they were really wearing

 

red tights, purple halter tops and green