ad a break.... it is a tampon advertisement. Oh Lord and my dad is watching with me. Then a toilet paper advertisement. Followed by the newsbreak weather report. Finally back to todays show with our new guest, Essie Mae Washington Williams, Strom Thurmond's black daughter by a former slave. She will be talking about>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Anyone from the south will like that dirt. It is a book by the way for anyone interested.)
...How her daughter goes to Deena's church! (It's true---isn't that strange?! She works with womens ministries, and was surprised to find out who her grandpa was!) Not only that, but....
who is contemplating using the girls of Riverdance for their spokeswomen. Suddenly, I heard a shriek coming from out of the basement....... (Not really, but wouldn't that be a hoot :lol:?)
'We're out of safety pins!' one of the dancers cried, 'How on earth can we do our show tonight? Since the planets aligned and we're in the age of Aquarius, we all have our cycles this week! What can we do??'
Fortunately a Glad Rags rep was backstage and heard their cries. "I just happen to have two cases of Keeper Cups on me!" Astonished with her generosity, the curly red-headed lead dancer......
And speaking of dogs, in flew Snoopy the W W 1 flying ace, chasing the Red Baron. Snoopy fired once then he fired twice and the bloody Red Baron.....
flew! Whew! That was the last that was ever seen of the sequinned jumpsuit! Now the dancers could concentrate on.....
