A woman, trying to lose weight, walks two miles and then eats a chocolate bar! Our family tried to see how many of these we could come up with today. I have some more, but I'll give someone else a chance. It's fun!
I don't get it. Is there something wrong with that? :lol: How about these: A mechanic whose wife and children are stuck at home because their car doesn't run! A barber whose sons need to go to a barber cuz their hair's too long!
What about people who bomb an abortion clinic killing all inside because they don't agree with a woman taking her unborn fetus' life. (not saying I agree with abortion - just think it's ironic when people do dumb stuff like that)
Yes, that is ironic. Glenn Cunningham, the boy who got his leg muscles burned in a fire, whose doctor told him he would never walk again, who later won an Olympic gold medal as the fastest human on earth.
The Beatitudes: that we should rejoice when we are persecuted for His sake, that the "poor in spirit" will see God, etc.
A cop who speeds in his personal car. Yeah like that would ever happen right Freddy? I said right Freddy? Hmmm someone isn't listening.
