Found this in a joke book today: While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started talking. He asked where my kids go to school. I told him we homeschooled them. With a raised eyebrow, he asked if my husband was the sole breadwinner for our family. I said, "No, I also work, out of our home." Then, noticing our two month old son, he mentioned that his daughter just had a baby, and wondered what hospital our son was born in. "He was born at home," I answered The man looked at me and said, "Wow, you don't get out much, do you?" -from The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes
The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes It was a free ebook from christianbook.com a while back.