THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will have to budget money for groceries each week. Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. Each man must shave both his legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed. During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure abdominal cramps, back aches, and have unexplained mood swings but never once slow down from other duties. They must attend school meetings, church, and find time to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. They will need to read a book to the kids each night, and, in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am. A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday,height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up. The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse. If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
I love that, it's perfect...except somewhere in there the men must take responsibility for the homeschooling of the three children! DH says he doesn't like that show he'd rather be on fear factor! LOL
