The Endless Story

and started to do....

 

The Clinton dance when who should hop in but good old.............

 

ELVIS! Elvis? "HE'S ALIVE!" Yelled Bill, "I knew it!" He was so excited that he.....

 

He started to give his impression Elvis singing....

 

....Elvis stopped singing and stared at him. "Hey Mr.", Elvis said. "You................

 

are a big green one eyed monster. You need to practice your manners. Becky's daughter can teach you some after the New Year and she studies manners in school. Then Mr answered back.....................................................

 

....Really? I just ADORE Becky! I'd LOVE to take manners classes from her daughter!" With that, they both.....

 

run to the library and check out all the books on manners to carry over to Becky's house. They drive to Texas (I hope I remember that correctly) and knock on Becky's door. Becky answers the door and is shocked by the sight of ......................................................

 

site of Elvis she started screaming so loud it scared her little one to death and they both............................

 

ran away from Becky's house to call the police. They never did go back for those manners lessons. They didn't figure Becky's daughter got any either since she is in therapy sessions now due to the stress from her mom's screaming. At the sessions they practice..............................................

 

.........how not to scream. Becky is so proud of her dd, because now she...........

 

Is a Clinton Library curator(SP?). All those lessons on socially acceptable behavior and manners paid off! Her proud mother, back home in MARYLAND, sits each day pining.... looking lovingly at the 8x10 glossy of her favorite president and her daughter shaking hands.

 

But it wasn't the president she was shaking hands with, it was...

 

Pooh and the gang. They were laughing so hard they ............

 

tipped over all the honeypots in Pooh's kitchen. Of course, this made Rabbit say....

 

Oh no...oh my....oh dear....what shall we do? It's very simple really, said Pooh. We just.............

 

put it all in the honey pot and .....................................

 

hope that the honeypot is large enough to contain the spill.>But watch out for...

 

Tigger, if he bounces and pounces in here, he will get stuck to............

 

in the honeypot and then we will .............