The Endless Story

So I went outside to see what I could make a sled from, since the old one .....

 

old one was tore up and I found

 

some covers from the garbage can. "They're perfect" I thought. I'd better make sure i can find some more stuff to use so I went to the kitchen and dug out the...

 

torch (flashlight for you yanks ) and headed back outside to the shed.

 

but then I remembered that I had forgotten the Pizza pans to slide on. When I went back in, I also thought about brining out the PAM spray. I started outside again and thought I thought "Maybe I'd better bring the...

 

motor cycle helmet, in case I launch myself up into a tree.
A Wonder Woman cotume would be cool now, so......

 

So I tip toed into my kids room to look through the dress up box for a cape, when I stood on .....

 

on my daughter's chair she spotted me. "Momma, there are people in our dining room eating pizza! What are ....."

 

you doing on that chair? You might fall and get a boo boo. Then we'll have to...

 

'have to go to the Dr'
'Thats ok darling' you say as you throw the cape around your shoulders.
'mummy is ....

 

Wonder Woman and I am going to defeat and evil plan by sledding down

 

...the chimney!" "Wait," cried my daughter, " SANTA goes down the chimney!" "Yes," I said, "but....

 

Devious plans are being hatched!
'Wait, Mommy, you'll need help' said my daughter, who is 20-something and still living at home.
She jumped out of bed, spun around in a blur and when she stopped emerged as...

 

Super woman! and flew out the ...

 

end

the window and into the sky. She went thru the stars and flew right to>>>>>

 

end

the window and into the sky. She went thru the stars and flew right to>>>>>

 

Ching chang chinese eatery, because flying made her hungry.

 

hungry

she was in a hurry so she ordered out. She ordered....

 

chicken wings to help her fly and

 

some soft drinks to help put out the burning taste because the wings...