The Endless Story

for the Welch company and then they discovered

 

...that it turned their feet purple, which actually matched their new dance outfits! Now they wouldn't have to...

 

ever buy new panty hose, but.....

 

.. then again what will they do when next Spring's 'it' color is Kelly Green??

 

Confusion gripped them. Suddenly Richard Simmons burst energetically through the door.
'C'mon, ladies', he cheerfully prodded them,' You know what you need to do!!'

It all became clear. They bolted for Orange County Choppers where they..

 

..."I'm so excited! I'm so happy! Let's go girls...1...2...3...4...

 

I can count! I can count! Let's move to that. Then he...

 

...split his itty bitty gym shorts and exposed his

 

behind and the girls ran with

 

with such fright and then all of a sudden

 

the cocky little male lead dancer clogged up to Richard Simmons and challenged him to a....

 

dual and then

 

a spotlight came on revealing......

 

that it was actually Richard Simmons who would be dancing the lead in Riverdance tonight! As he pranced on stage....

 

In his little purple tights

 

he began to dance and then he slipped then

 

a gasp came from the crowd. His Sweatin' to the Oldies gals ran on stage to.....

 

to rescue him but they ...

 

... really liked the catchy bouncy beat of the music and the draw of the bright spot lights, thus they all began to dance...

 

and do the twist... come on baby let's do...