Mark Geragos walked in. 'Sorry for the Scott Peterson thing, Michael', he said. Counting a wad of bills as he talked he said 'I'm ready to represent you again.' All heads suddenly turned around to see a white haired man hurrying back and forth among the crowd with a microphone in his hand. 'Is the caller there??', Phil Donahue barked, 'What's your question for Michael Jackson, caller?' ( I miss Phil Donahue!! )
Yeah....uhhhh...I'm just......wow, this is cool, I've never been 'on the air' before........" "And what's your question caller?" Asks Phil again. "Ummm, yeah, well, I was just wonderin'..........................
:lol: I felt sorry for some people who sounded just like that! I'd be embarrassed! I didn't watch it often, but saw it a few times.
..."Thankyou, thankyou very much." No wait, that was Elvis again! How'd he get in this story anyway?! This time the reporter...
turned it over to CNN's Larry King. 'We have a great show tonight', he began,' First, we have Court TV's Nancy Grace..' 'Michael Jackson is GUILTY!!!!.' she shrieked. Embarrassed, Larry King went on. 'Next we have Judge Judith Sheindlin'. Leaning forward, she bellowed 'DO I HAVE STUPID STAMPED ON MY FORHEAD??!! DON'T PEE ON MY LEG AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING!!' Sitting back up after being bowled over, Larry King said ' and our last guest tonight will be.......'
...ELVIS! (sorry, I couldn't resist!) :lol: From the background comes music and a voice singing Blue Suede Shoes. The quiet was interrupted by...........
...Martha Stewert's Mom!" That's right folks, have we got a show for you. Scandalous behavior, deciet, financial gain........and a mother's advice."