granted, but it cost you two layers of enamel and a couple hundred dollars! I wish I was content wit my body the way it is!
Granted...but then you start dressing like Brittney Spears and things get really out of control. I wish the mailman was bringing me that big box he is bringing to my neighbor! (have fun with that one!)
Granted... but when you opened it up you found out it was a toilet! I wish I could eat chocolate chip mint ice cream and loose weight from it! with out being sick!
Granted...you loose weight from eating choc chip mint ice cream.....but...if you eat anything else you gain 100 pounds! I wish I never had heartburn again!
granted ( do I really want to touch this one?) you never have heartburn again but y ou can't eat anything with tomatoes or citric accids! I wish I could run a ten K
Granted....but you become the first homeschooling mom to ever cross the finish line! This throws you into the spotlight and makes you famous...you find yourself on Larry King...where of course you mention homeschoolspot and all of us reap the benefits of your hard work running the ten K...and we got the benefits from sipping ice tea on the sidelines...thanks! I wish my washer and dryer was on the first floor.
Granted but when it overflows all your first floor is a mess! I wish my husband would not watch tv so much.
Granted but then he will bug you all the time and you have time to get nothing else done and he is on the computer too and you cann't come to hs spot to see us. I wish the wind would stop blowing......
granted but then it gets so hot you cant stand it so you have to buy a fan! I wish I had my own pool!
Granted, but you don't have a cover and bugs and leaves get it and you have to spend 5 hours a day cleaning it. I wish I had a flat screen tv.
Granted. You do. Of course, it was flattened when you backed over it with your car! I wish I was in bed asleep!
Granted, you sleep all day long and miss the wonderful day you could have with your family. I wish I could stay on a diet....
granted but you walk by it forgetting where it is and accidently paint over it thinking its part of the wall.... I wish...... I already had my ranch/camp/retreat center!
Granted. But everyone wants to visit and you are totally swamped and exhausted. I wish I didn't have to repeat myself all the time.
What'd you say QG? Could you repeat that? :lol: Granted, but then you actually have time to get things done without the stress, and you don't remember how to work in a stress-free environment, so you keep repeating things to yourself as you remember them! I wish I could go to be now, I'm tired/sleepy!
Go to be ....... where? Bed, right? OK, granted. You sleep for 3 months and wake up skinny as a rail! I wish I had a babysitter for an entire weekend.
Oh my, I like your grants! I'll take it! Granted, I'll do it---after I sleep for 3 months that is! I wish I didn't have a migrainish type headache right now! Owwww!
Granted...not only do you not have one now...you will never have one again! I wish I got to bed hours ago.
Granted. But it is now 7:30am, and hours ago from now is about 2am. I wish that the traffic wasn't backed up. Now I have to leave early.
granted you go out and find no one is on the roadway... then as you get to work you realise its Saturday! I wish I was smart enough to teach everything my kids wanted to learn and not have to look anything it up!
