Granted...now you are just like me! LOL....ok...granted but you now know so much that you can't stop correcting everything and everyone! You become so annoying to all arouond you that your wish now is to become of low intelligence. I wish I had nanny.
You have a nanny, she is great,........ ....... however she has a very VERY annoying speech pattern, accent, and voice. Additionally she dresses wierd and now your kids sound and dress just like her. I wish I was going to Nova Scotia this summer.
Granted and you have tons of fun enjoying the rockey shores and sandy beach.... you take in that salt air though and the weather turns rough.... you go home smelling like fish! I wish there were two of me!
granted but you argue and fight with yourself constantly I wish I could spend this weekend alone with my hubby.
You do but while you are alone the kids distroy the house and you have to clean it when you get home as well as untie the baby sitter they have stuffed in the closet with a twinkie in her mouth. I wish I had three wishes! Then I would wish for a couple million dollars, a ranch to sink it into, and energy to run it!
Granted, you can have your three wishes but along with your three wishes you also have to give up three things you really love. I wish I could find a cheap used piano for Ems.
Granted, but when you bring the piano home and she starts playing it, it sounds like a sick cow. and all the keys break. .... I wish it was lighter in the mornings...
Granted its lighter in the mornings but darker in the days! I wish I could zap myself to Wa in an instant and back home the next
Granted. But the transporter reassembles people incorrectly! I wish I could spend more time with my family.
Granted, for the next 6 months you have a paid vacation with your family and nobody else around. I wish we could fly to Florida instead of driving.
Granted... I chartered a jet for you - they'll pick you up in the empty field when you're ready to go I wish I could a stay at home mom
Granted, you suddenly win the lottery with a ticket someone gave you as a gift and you can stay at home and take care of the house and kids.... but then .. the house is bigger because you added on a whole school room and there is more to do at home than you did outside the home! I wish I could speak at More Ladies Retreats this year!
Granted! You speak at more retreats but you soon loose your voice from speaking to much. I wish I took Tilly (tiny dog) in to have her hair cut instead of doing it myself. Now her hair is uneven and looks choppy. Poor thing! We can't help laughing when we look at her.
you took her to get it cut but it cost you so much you had to skip lunch for a week! Plus you kids had to do with out a hair cut because of it. I wish my books would write themselves!
Your books write themselves however, it is later discovered that they plagerized and "you" get caught. I wish I could have more time in each day.
granted and you have more time but you get so busy that you use it all up and are more tired than you were with less time! (pst thats actually called day lights saving time giggle) I wish I had enough money to buy whatever curric. I want and all the stuff to go with it in a wonderful school room/ video theater room in my own home!
Granted but your kids complain that school has lost the personal touch now. I wish I didn't have spring and fall allergies!
granted but now you have a cold! ( giggle this is what happened to me I stopped having allergies this year and ds15 brought home a nice cold for me instead! Lol) I wish I could lay in the sun and tan with out worrying about skin cancer!
granted you have so much energy that you run a mile clean the house and cant sit still! Your kids can't keep up with you and you think you slow! I wish I were smarter than I am...
