Wish Game

Granted....but the reason your alarm didn't go off is because it chewed through the the cord and now you'll be late to church in the morning

I wish I didn't have to work outside the home.

 

granted but it will mean a loss of income (but the Lord WILL provide for you)

I wish Buffy (our dog) wouldn't chew at her hind (sorry to much information I know - I think she has fleas - I tried the bath and that was a no go - she has chewed to the point where she has herself bleeding)

 

Granted...but then she never scratched to tip you off to look at her hind end where she had a rash started from flea shampoo

I wish I had a nickel for every pet question I've answered :lol:....(love ya Brenda!)

 

granted but you might have to share your wealth with others

I wish my husband was walking a solid Spiritual walk (instead of wishy washy)

 

Granted (Me Too) He became so entusiastic about church that he woke you up 2hours too early so he could get a good parking space.

I wish my Mr. Wonderful didn't have to work 24/7

 

Granted, but you have to work 24/7.

I wish I wasn't still up at 1:20 writing lessons!!

 

(ouch) Granted so you wear yourself out taking them to the zoo on Monday(be sure to talk to the zoo keepers.The Science place on Tuesday,The Arboritum,on Wenesday,The plaetarium at the colledge on Thursday and the History museum on Friday. Then have them write a paper on which activity they liked best on Saturday.Then you soak in the tub knowing you did a good job.

Iwish I had all the answers to all my situations.

 

Granted, all you have to do is read the Bible, all of the answers to your problems are in there.

I wish that I had new towels.

 

Granted...but now your wash clothes, rugs and shower curtain look old and need replaced as well.

I wish I had a pony .

 

Granted but be prepared for the fertilizer.

I wish I were graceful.

 

Granted, but now you can't star in the local theatre's play because you're so wonderful that you'd cost too much.

I wish I could sleep better!

 

Granted, but now you sleep all the time.

I wish I could get to the gym.

 

Granted, but it's males only night, and they won't let you in.

I wish I could run a mile without being totally winded!

 

granted but now you can't stop running.

I wish I could have a home make over.

 

Granted, but once they demolished your house the contractors walked off the job, so your home is now rubble

I wish I had a better digital camera

 

granted but you fell off the sidewalk and broke it.

I wish we would never have another hurricane.

 

Granted, but now there are twice as many tornadoes!

My son wishes he had more Legos

 

Granted, but now you need a barn to store them all in. Lego has awarded him 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000
sets!

I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish!

 

Granted now you will never forget to wish again.

I wish my arthritis didn't hurt so much.

 

Granted but, if it is not the arthritis It is something else.

I wish my Mr. Wonderful would let me have another cat