Wish Game

Granted... that's 9:30 at night you realize... more scheduling issues

I wish I had "me time"

 

Granted but then you spend me time worried about your dear darlings.I wish 1:00 WOULD GET HERE so I could go get Sara

 

Granted.....Sara is now back and so happy to see you! (how is everything???)

I wish I could go to Disneyland again (it's been a long time)!

 

Granted-- but you have to take me along with you.

I wish all my Christmas shopping was done.

 

Granted but now you have to do mine.

I wish the general public was more intelligent.

 

Granted, but now you lost your job cuz they're more intelligent than you
(That's okay, you can come to Disneyland with Vicky and me!)

I wish we all could meet!

 

Granted...but after that typing online just wasn't gonna cut it so your phone bill shot through the roof.

I wish I didn't have to set my thermostat to 66 degrees.

 

Granted, but now you have to set it at 99 degrees. Which is worse?!

I wish my feet weren't cold right now (It's 7 a.m. here right now, so the house isn't warm yet)

 

granted -- but just think we are at Disneyland where its warm.

I wish it would rain.

 

Granted

Got your row boat handy?
I wish I were in Disney Land with you guys. I need a vacation

 

Granted.....YeeHaw! (I can't think of anything else to say!)

I wish our van had a bigger "storage" area. We can hardly fit stuff in when we go someplace!

 

Granted but now your van has turned into a 47' Itasca Winnebego and you don't know how to drive it.

I wish I could go home early.

 

Granted... in the mail today I found a first class air ticket

I wish I wouldn't have lost my husbands debit card

 

Granted, but now where'd his wallet go? And the keys to the car?

I wish I could always be so happy!

 

Granted- now share the secret!

I wish I had a million dollars

 

Granted --- now don't go spending it all in one place.

I wish I didn't have so much dust.

 

Granted In order to get rid of the dust You just got a bunch of rain. You got your row boat handy?

I wish my labrador didn't snore so loud?

 

Granted....now he's up all night instead .

I wish my hairy dog could live inside again .

 

Granted, but now there's a layer of his hair all over the floor again, and you're allergic....ACHOO!

I wish it wasn't so expensive to go to major league baseball games! I LOVE baseball!

 

Granted All you have to do is apply for bat boy position.

Iwish I could make a million dollars.